fuckyeahdiomedes:

rbertdowneyjr:

you’re ever arguing with someone and you just give up? not because you’re out of arguments, but bc they are too dumb and it’s stressing you out.

#it’s like playing chess with a pigeon#no matter how good at chess you are#the pigeon will still shit all over the board#and then strut around the board like it’s won (via thekeeperofthesilence)

that is an excellent analogy

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naughtybunnny:

fuck these “i need to be fucked” posts. I need to be motherfucking kissed. throw me against a wall and kiss me like i’m the love of your goddamn life and you didn’t think you’d ever find me. 

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candiikismet:

kingjaffejoffer:

freshest-tittymilk:

themelaninprincess1:

thats-tea:

😂😂😂

Y'all so distracted by her backside that y'all ain’t notice she went swimming with her rubber gloves on

I dont care if the bitch had the Infinity Gauntlet on

She built like she got 750k followers on The Gram

I literally snorted. Y’all get away from me

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marina-pepsi:

wolfwars:

theholleywoodsigns:

dankmemesreasonforliving:

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

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thisiswhymomworries:

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

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